Dental Assistants Gifts

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Morning, all!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Good Luck!

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Fill it up!"

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"....how many kids have we got now?"