Dental Assistant Gifts

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"This may hurt, so I'm going to sedate your wallet."

"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."

'You'll have to make do with those until yours come back from the service department.'

'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

'What's the idea of the seat belt?'

"Well, maybe not that wide"

Dentist Suction

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

NHS Dentist - 'Open Wide!'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

"Tell me if this hurts."

Dentist Trip