Dental Assistants Pillows

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Morning, all!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Good Luck!

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Shake it all about sign on desk

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Fill it up!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'