Denomination Drinker Gifts

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

Happy Hour

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Give Thanks.

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'It was a split decision.'

'Single or double?'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'I'm having what he's having.'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"India ink, straight."

"And a bag of peanuts."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Beefeater cocktail

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