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"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"He's an asylum seeker."

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

William Tell (alternate)

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Babies come from a heart shape.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

'Give up smoking? Why?'

'Size matters on the Podium.'

Can't that dating service ever get it right?

'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

"Got over the house of straw."

'The bus driver makes your stomach upset? Tell me about it ... he's my husband.'

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"