Demonic Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'