Demolition Diva Pillows

A Woman's Touch

"We already demolished that!"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo