Decluttering Diva Pillows

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Beauty products.

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"So, how'd the big housecleaning project go?"

Let's get organized

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Diet considerations.'

Valleyview diet clinic

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse