Decluttering Diva Gifts

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

Beauty products.

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"So, how'd the big housecleaning project go?"

Let's get organized

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Valleyview diet clinic

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Diet considerations.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.