Downsizing Diva Gifts

House sale.

Let's get organized

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Little Princess.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I see the downsizing continues."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Valleyview diet clinic

'Diet considerations.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I've downsized."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"One slice—hold the bread."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'