Declutter Diva Gifts

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Let's get organized

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

House sale.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

Decluttering. . .

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

The Movers - Decluttering

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Office De-cluttering