Decluttering Champ Gifts

For the community garage sale...

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

The birth of junk mail.

"We need a better piling system."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

A catch-all is born.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Decluttering. . .

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

The Movers - Decluttering

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I see you decluttered."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

The Marie Kondo landfill

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

The Creative Process