Demolition Lover Pillows

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Demolition Crew

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'I'm screwed...'

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

School of Karate

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"