Furry Demolition Lover Pillows

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Top dog

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"This is the best news."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

Winter walk.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

School of Karate

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"I got you the same thing."

Charlie Shared a Post

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

Puppy Love.

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."