Deli Chuckler Gifts

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Deliboys

World of Cow.

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"It's weeder's elbow."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

A rump of butchers

'Yo, you in the middle. Roast beef, right?'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

"Let go and let Gary."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Waiting In Doctor's Office