Delegation Juggler Gifts

'My projects are behind schedule because I'm too busy. . . so I'm transferring them to you instead. . . Why are your projects behind schedule?!'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Golfing Boss

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

That party went well.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Stop and Birch

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

NHS targets.

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.