Delayed Gift T-Shirts

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I'm huggable!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

It's the thought that counts!

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'