Delayed Gratification Guru T-Shirts

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Thank you bubbles

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

New Hampshire Minute

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Dogs can dream too.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Mental health

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.