Delayed Gratification Guru T-Shirts

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Cat Reunion

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Thank you bubbles

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

How to recover from a bad day

"Dude. You seem tense."

Dogs can dream too.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

New Hampshire Minute

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Mental health

Second aid

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"