Instant Gratification Aficionado T-Shirts

"We texted you for cookies about 10 minutes ago. We don't like to be kept waiting Amber."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

Seeds. Instant coffee plantation.

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"When the President said each of us should ask 'What can I do for myself?' - Well, I just hopped in a cab and went right over to Saks."

"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

Bar Bar

Who needs a TV? We connect the cable directly to your brain!

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

Instant Coffee Barista: 'One spoon or two'

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

Al by Jud Johnson

'I'm afraid medical science really doesn't know very much about 'the munchies.''

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'