Instant Gratification Seekers T-Shirts

"I know we don't need any, but I feel like some instant gratification."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

YOLO vs YODO

Doughnut Making

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Trapeze Artists

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Your Sculpture while you wait.