Instant Gratification Seekers T-Shirts

"I know we don't need any, but I feel like some instant gratification."

I don't know why people say bad things about instant gratification. Personally, I have only one complaint about it: it takes too long.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

YOLO vs YODO

Doughnut Making

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Trapeze Artists

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Greedy child

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"