Instant Gratification T-Shirts

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Returning to reading

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"Really, I'm still a beginner, but Master insists on putting clips of my piano practice on the internet: How embarrassing..."

"We texted you for cookies about 10 minutes ago. We don't like to be kept waiting Amber."

Who needs a TV? We connect the cable directly to your brain!

'I'm afraid you've gone viral.'

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"Yes, I saw your video. And I didn't find it amusing."

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

'...And Harriet Brownley gets the commendation 'Most Googled'.'

"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."

"I know we don't need any, but I feel like some instant gratification."