Instant Satisfaction Seeker T-Shirts

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Doughnut Making

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Greedy child

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Returning to reading

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'For a nominal sum I simply pass through your offices every day to show your employees how good they have it.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Whipped cream?'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"