Unexpected Gifter T-Shirts

"Gift"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Bagel problems.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Awkward Moments

Snowman in the Freezer.

Baby deformation.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.