Degree Disillusionist Gifts

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Graduation Creation of Adam

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

The end is near! Wacko. The end is far!

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

WHEW!

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"It appears Tom got his degree."

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

'Quite frankly Stephan, we're all sick of you shoving your cum laude in our faces.'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

Desk Bins of a Curmudgeon.