Degree Disillusionist Gifts

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

'What makes you think you're so smart?'

WHEW!

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"It appears Tom got his degree."

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

'Quite frankly Stephan, we're all sick of you shoving your cum laude in our faces.'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

Desk Bins of a Curmudgeon.

What ever