Defender Of Sleep Gifts

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

Grants & Recipients

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

The Slumber Party.

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'I'll be in a meeting all morning. Please see to it that no-one wakes me.'

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

"Sleeping through the night is for losers."

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Bed & Bedbugs.

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

A child with his mother and a doctor.

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,