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"That's cruel, Hotchkiss!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

No Soliciting

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

A Change of Scene.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.