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"That's cruel, Hotchkiss!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

No Soliciting

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

A Change of Scene.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Ring for Service.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

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