Defender Of Beasts Gifts

'It should be easy to get close. Rhinos are known to have poor eyesight. . . those blasted animal activists ruin everything!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

No Soliciting

"Smokey The Tree"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Fish with Shield

Hottest temperatures on record.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

A Tree Fights Back

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

Ecology

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Menifee Madness