Defender Of Beasts Pillows

'It should be easy to get close. Rhinos are known to have poor eyesight. . . those blasted animal activists ruin everything!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

No Soliciting

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Smokey The Tree"

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

Hottest temperatures on record.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Fish with Shield

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'