Deep-sea Dramatists Gifts

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Shakespeare's housework

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Exempli Gratia.

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Stretcher Header.

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"Not in front of the crew!"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

Companies Act Legislation.

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

Divers Lap Pool

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"I'll bet you have some stories."

Judge flipping a coin.

'OK, Mrs. Huber. Why don't you step over here and start trying on some of these, and we'll make your case iron-clad.'

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Smoke break in Heaven

'When I hired you, I needed someone to start at the bottom, and stay there.'

"Try the other eye Captain!"