Deep-sea Dramatists Gifts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Shakespeare's housework

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Exempli Gratia.

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Stretcher Header.

"Not in front of the crew!"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

Divers Lap Pool

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Companies Act Legislation.

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

"I'll bet you have some stories."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Judge flipping a coin.

"Try the other eye Captain!"

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Smoke break in Heaven

'When I hired you, I needed someone to start at the bottom, and stay there.'

Marcie's inner child chooses wrong time to emerge.

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."