Deep Sea Comedy Gifts

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"Annette Caster, do you take Rod N. Bates to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Fish Eye Tests.

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

Octopus Manicure.

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

I can't stand it when they double park!

Emergency Sails.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

When Sponges Talk

Sardine Funeral.

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Fear's fishes