Deep Sea Comedy Gifts

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Annette Caster, do you take Rod N. Bates to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'You're a little overweight.'

Fish Eye Tests.

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Octopus Manicure.

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

I can't stand it when they double park!

Fear's fishes

Emergency Sails.

You do realize these suits are waterproof on the inside, too.

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"I used to have a cigarette after spawning, but I could never keep them lit."

When Sponges Talk

Sardine Funeral.