Dedicated Regular Pillows

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Unconditional Loveseat

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

The game comes first...

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

Without you I'm Blue.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."