Dedicated Regular Pillows

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

The game comes first...

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

Without you I'm Blue.

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."