Dedicated Musician Pillows

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

I love my Timpani

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

And the die is cast!

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

The Ignored Busker

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

National Opera: Wriggletto

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'