Dedicated Musician T-Shirts

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

I love my Timpani

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

How hit songs get their names

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

And the die is cast!

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

The Ignored Busker

National Opera: Wriggletto

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."