Dedicated Worker T-Shirts

"I'm not coming home, Jennifer. I live here now."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"I'm a overachiever. I always give 100 percent."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"He sold appliances."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I go that extra mile!"

Unconditional Loveseat

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'