Debut Novel Release Gifts

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Trilby - Finis

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Snail Man

Sumo Love.

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Mary Trump

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Meet the Authors

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."