Debt Joke Collector Gifts

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Suffering from Cooties?

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Useless add-ons.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Fly fishing.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

My daddy ate my homework

Shark infested custard!

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

Cheating Death.

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Psychiatrist - "Doctor, I keep imagining I'm being followed by an impersonator."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Turn your head and cough."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'