Debt Dodgers Pillows

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Ever wonder how you're going to pay off your school loan?'

Money falling down a black hole

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

There must be some mistake. I haven't paid off my credit cards yet!

'Hello, Alumni Office? Bad timing. Your fund raising letter arrived with my student loan bills.'

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Kicking The Habit

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'So, who's first?'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."