Fee Dodger Pillows

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system... for the moment.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Homework flavored dog food

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hear me, Graduates!

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'So, who's first?'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

Kicking The Habit

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'The homework ate my dog.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.