Debt Dodgers Gifts

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Ever wonder how you're going to pay off your school loan?'

Money falling down a black hole

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

There must be some mistake. I haven't paid off my credit cards yet!

'Hello, Alumni Office? Bad timing. Your fund raising letter arrived with my student loan bills.'

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Hear me, Graduates!

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'So, who's first?'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

Kicking The Habit

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'