Debt Dodger Humor Gifts

Travel 1st class and avoid meeting your creditors.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Hear me, Graduates!

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'So, who's first?'

Kicking The Habit

Repossessions

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'