Debt Dodger Gifts

"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."

'If you've already sent in your payment, kindly disregard this friendly reminder.'

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

Cashflow - "No, don't put the cheque in the post - I'll send someone round to pick it up."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Business hiding from a tax collector behind a CPA.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Your Flexible Fiend.

It's 10 P.M. do you know how high the interest rate on your credit card debt?'

'What do you have in mind? Something for nothing.'

'Forget the Joneses-we can't even keep up with the Flintstones!'

LOAN - just say 'No'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

Pacemaker Payments.

Dear Sir, This is a friendly reminder regarding your delinquent student loan payment...

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

'Wow, is this what we owe?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Short of funds again?' - 'Yes, thank goodness we're not one of our creditors.'

'Somewhere out there is a credit card company that I don't owe money to.'

Ostrich head in sand.

'Great news Honey! The bank says this is our final notice!'

He lived paycheck to paycheck

'See you same time next year!'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'I've just discovered we are .00000000001 percent of the national consumer debt.'

Congratulations Graduates!