Debt Dodger Mugs

"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."

'If you've already sent in your payment, kindly disregard this friendly reminder.'

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

Cashflow - "No, don't put the cheque in the post - I'll send someone round to pick it up."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Business hiding from a tax collector behind a CPA.

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

Your Flexible Fiend.

It's 10 P.M. do you know how high the interest rate on your credit card debt?'

'What do you have in mind? Something for nothing.'

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Wow, is this what we owe?'

LOAN - just say 'No'

'Great news Honey! The bank says this is our final notice!'

Ostrich head in sand.

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Short of funds again?' - 'Yes, thank goodness we're not one of our creditors.'

Dear Sir, This is a friendly reminder regarding your delinquent student loan payment...

'Forget the Joneses-we can't even keep up with the Flintstones!'

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

'Somewhere out there is a credit card company that I don't owe money to.'

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

"Breaking even is the new 'in the black'."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

'Do you think that will fool the repo man?'

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"I didn't go to college. I save a lot of time and money by simply printing out degrees off the Internet."