Debt Dodger Extraordinaire Gifts

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Hear me, Graduates!

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

Kicking The Habit

'So, who's first?'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"