Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK.
Chronic Debt Dodger Gifts
Searching for a playful gift for the person who always sidesteps debt? Our collection offers clever, amusing items that celebrate their unique financial approach. Perfect for friends, family, or as a cheeky treat for yourself.
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
U of Debt
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.
Fries and kids
Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
'Wait a minute....!
"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."
'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'
'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'
Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
Student Debt
Hear me, Graduates!
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'
'So, who's first?'
Kicking The Habit
Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!
'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'
It's an I-O-Ewe.
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'
"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."
"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"
Finance Co., Refinance Co.
'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'
Chronic Debt Dodger Gifts Collection
Chronic Debt Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the chronic debt dodger with funny cartoons and clever sayings—perfect for every coffee drinker.
Chronic Debt Dodger Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a humorous touch to any room, featuring playful illustrations for the carefree debt avoider.
Chronic Debt Dodger Prints
Browse prints that capture the humor of dodging debt, adding a witty and whimsical touch to home or office décor.
Chronic Debt Dodger T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for the debt dodger who loves humor and self-expression—fun designs to wear loud and proud.