Chronic Debt Dodger Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that cheekily captures their debt-evading personality. Cozy, clever, and totally on theme.

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Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK.

Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK. mockup

Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK.

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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U of Debt

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.' mockup

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.' mockup

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

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I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time. mockup

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

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Fries and kids

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'Wait a minute....!

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'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.' mockup

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

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"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies." mockup

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

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'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...' mockup

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

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"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends." mockup

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

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'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.' mockup

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.' mockup

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

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Hear me, Graduates!

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"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything." mockup

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

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Student Debt

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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

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'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.' mockup

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

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'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .' mockup

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

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Kicking The Habit

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It's an I-O-Ewe.

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'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.' mockup

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

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'So, who's first?'

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"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!" mockup

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

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'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?' mockup

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

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"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me." mockup

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

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'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

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