Chronic Debt Dodger Pillows

Bankruptcy Court: Lousy Credit Score is OK.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Wait a minute....!

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Student Debt

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'So, who's first?'

Kicking The Habit

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'