Debt Demystifier Gifts

"Ms. Hathaway, contact research and check to see how many zeros are in $18 trillion."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Eurobonds Explained.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Recession

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

The United States Public Debt.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Core Business.

What comes after a trillion

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Deficit...

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'It's your debt to society.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Euro crisis bailout.