Debt Dynamics Explorer Gifts

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Core Business.

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

Thomas Aquinas

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

Build it and, sooner or later, they will come!

'When Bob returns with the ketchup we'll discuss staff wasting money on private Internet use.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"Who is it - some tramp from a lower court? You only buy me flowers when you feel guilty for seeing another judge."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"Any new proposals?"

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"How come I never see that smile?"

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

"It's come to my attention that the team feels I'm not pulling my own weight."

'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'

"Your mother will criticise you now."

'We're like one big family here... I want to put a stop to it!'

Oh, look, it's a black hole, a lightless void that never ends … Wait, never mind, that's just my student loan debt.

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."