Debt Dynamo Gifts

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Core Business.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"