Debt Dynamo Gifts

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Core Business.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

In-Out-Far Out.

Stethoscope