Debt Debugger Gifts

A pair of men collapse under the weight of bank loans.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Eurobonds Explained.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

What comes after a trillion

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Euro crisis bailout.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"One day more boy, all this will be yours!"

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

Loan trap

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Fall of the Euro

"White House sources indicate China has called in the US debt."

fortune teller and credit card.

Build it and, sooner or later, they will come!