Debt Demystifier Prints

"Ms. Hathaway, contact research and check to see how many zeros are in $18 trillion."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Eurobonds Explained.

Standard And P****d.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Deficit...

What comes after a trillion

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

Core Business.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'It's your debt to society.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Euro crisis bailout.

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"The dow is over 21,000!"